King Kong Jane

Lessons learnt from Westmall:

1)Speaking mandarin on stage works like magic when attempting to grab the attention of heartland uncles and aunties.

2)Never underestimate what the presence of schoolgirls can do for a gig.

3)If you're confident that an audience will appreciate Maroon 5 more than The Strokes, sing a Maroon 5 song. (with just a little dose of boyband vocal techniques for added effect)

4)Enclosed spaces do wonders for hearing yourself and your bandmates better.

5)When you sense that members of the audience are checking out your bandmates instead of yourself, throw your arms in the air or do a little jump (under the guise of stage presence) to steal the limelight back.

Hur hur.

Colin